I have returned! 

 I have returned! It’s been a month. A MONTH! I’m a terrible blogger! I will offer a short breakdown as to where the 4 weeks absence has gone… Week 1: I had the flu. I gained my own body weight in the cough syrup, lemsip and whisky I consumed.  Week 2: Easter. This was a…

Weigh Day: 0

  Deserved! Actually, this is something of a let off! Considering I wasn’t great last week due to that time of the month and my friend visiting, I’ll take anything that isn’t a gain! This week has got off to a much better start, not perfect, just much better. Yesterday there was bit of a wobble…

Weigh Day: -2

  Firstly, I should explain the absence of a weigh day post from last week. This was due to technical difficulties. Somehow, I managed to delete my progress tracker thing, so had to manually go back and add  it allwhich was too awkward to do on my phone, and I couldn’t do it at work…

Weigh Day: 0

     I knew this would happen. I exercise and nothing. I’m not surprised. Maybe if I hadn’t had those 2 Starbucks Hot Chocolates, the biscuits, the chocolate bars, the cake or the other ridiculous things I ate and drank they would have budged. So on second thoughts, maybe it wasn’t the exercise. Maybe. I’m currently…

Weigh Day: -1

Whilst this may not seem like a huge loss, considering last weekends ‘5 takeaways in 5 days’ – I’m happy to see any movement on the scales! Speaking of scales, I have also started making use of the feature on mine that allows me to measure my body fat. I’m hopeful that when the scales…

Weigh Day: +3

 Urgh! Last week! Not good! Well, I say that – but I suppose that’s not entirely true. In terms of food, the whole of last week was shockingly poor, I only really got back on plan yesterday! For starters, last week was that time of the month, and I ate everything I could get my…

Weigh Day: -1

  Apparently, women are embarrassed about having periods. This is something I never knew. I was browsing my fb diet groups looking for recipes and whatever, and I saw a lot of “star week” posts. I had no idea wtf this meant. I scrolled through the comments, and apparently, because women are to embarrassed to…

Weigh Day: -3 (and some before/after stuff!)

  So after the wonderful 3lb loss from last week, this happened…    I’m not going to lie, I wasn’t expecting that to happen! I thought maybe in another week or two, but no. There it is. Tada! This then got me thinking, although 5st is obviously a lot of weight, I still maintain I…

Leave my vagina out of this!

So… me and my friend were sat playing Call of Duty on the Xbox, and admittedly, it wasn’t our best performance. After the match, whilst we were celebrating another successful attempt at trying to win (so basically we lost), one of our team mates decided to send me a message to let me know that:…